We had a bloggers group the other day. Some of my most fave bloggers were going to be there. Finding something to wear to a bloggers group is hard for me. I like to dress up but I don’t want to be “too dressed up”. So I went with the standard dark blue jeans, cute t-shirt & a cardigan. I thought I was looking pretty cool. The t-shirt was pretty new, I had only worn it once before.
So, off I go. I had to stop & get a packet of mints on the way because the last thing you want when sitting at a table with a group of awesome women is to have stinky breath. I headed into the service station & as I got to the counter the guy serving said, “Nice wheels.” At first I thought he was talking about my car. I get a lot of people tell me they like my car. But no. I followed his eyes.
They were looking down here……
Yes, thank you Ripcurl for strategically putting the wheels of this bike on my breasts!
Now, I have heard breasts called many things…..jugs, rack, hooters but I have never heard them called wheels before!
As you can imagine, I turned red. Said thanks, paid for my mints & hightailed it out of there! When I got to the bloggers meeting, I thought I would lighten the mood & tell them what happened. It lightened the mood alright! I mean, if you can’t laugh at yourself then life would be pretty boring! I have strange & funny things like this happen to me all the time. I often get told that I should write a book, well I write a blog so I am now going to start sharing the insanely random things that happen to me. If you don’t believe that randomly funny things happen to me all the time, then check out what I found today at my local fruit & veg shop…..
Yes, the jar of pickled onions reads, “Bum Hummers, 1,000 farts in a jar.”
I kid you not. Then, would you believe I saw something else? Well I did!
This label reads, “Chilli Willie Pepper Sauces. Smack my arse & call me Cindy.”
Obviously Cindy must be pretty hot!
Ahhh, just another random day in my life!
What strange label, t-shirt or sign have you seen that made you smile for the rest of the day?
